The guy was walking me through the different options and kept on repeating “our members”. Also, there was a poster on the wall behind him with the owner or CEO or something with the caption “every day I’m inspired by our members”.
I pretty much just sat there giggling the whole time. The guy thought I was nuts.
“Our staff enjoy getting to know our members.”
“We provide our members with amazing service.”
“We work hard to make sure our members are happy.”
Okay, uh, you’re a little too good at that.