I’m getting rid of all my carpets. All of them. Putting hardwood in.
You’re sure that’ll help with your allergy issues?
Yeah. At least according to these articles I’ve been reading by the Mayo Clinic.
Ah.
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I’m pretty sure those guys are just shills for the Hellmann’s company.
Uh, I don’t think they’re associated with Hellmann’s.
Oh, come on now.
Half a billion a year on medical research and we just keep getting fatter and fatter.