That movie sucked. Hard. I mean, it’s rife with historical inaccuracies.
That’s your criticism of a poorly acted fantasy flick ‘bout witches, demons and exorcisms starrin’ Nicolas Cage?
It would bother you more if you knew anything about Teutonic Knights.
Go on. Tell me what you know about Teutonic Knights.
Uh…
I could drink one under the table.