It’s Moon Unit Zappa’s birthday today.
Should we sing “Valley Girl” in her honor?
Sure.
And get valley girl tans?
Sure.
And dye our hair blonde?
Sure.
And make lots of insipid comments?
Sure.
And obsess over our self-image.
Sure.
And parade about town spending daddy’s money?
Sure.
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(“Donald Trump” by Gage Skidmore is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0. Cropped.)