Hipster Jokes

Sandra & Antoinette

I got them a monitor. Not the one on the registry. A fancy one with a video camera.

Sandra & Antoinette

Nice!

Sandra & Antoinette

I got them some baby bottles and a swaddling blanket.

Sandra & Antoinette

Ah. Not sure I like that.

Sandra & Antoinette

Annie, did you know that scientific studies say that swaddling, when done incorrectly, can cause hip problems in adulthood?

Sandra & Antoinette

Wow. So then – your parents must have – like – swaddled you a lot.