Author: Henrietta Krusen

I just find it interesting that the only other “Bannon” I can think of is named “Race.” Also, “Bannon” is from “O’Banain” – meaning “white.” Ah. So then – in a way – “Race White.” Yah. A little on the nose, right? Yeah. A little. … But Steve’s is mostly red. Read more →

Coal and oil can be considered “renewable energy” if we can just wait long enough. … Uh…  …  … … How long’s it been? About twenty seconds. Ouch. This Trump guy – he must be a man of incredible patience. … Read more →

So, what is this Switch thing about? The Switch? It’s just a long thin piece of hickory. Stamped on it, in red letters, is the word “Nintendo”. You apply a little oil to it – to keep it supple – and then take turns lashing one another with it, over and over and over. … Mmm. … It’ll probably do… Read more →

Have you listened to that Stik Figa album? The rhymes, Red! The rhymes! Huh. Who knew Rachel Zoe even rapped? Read more →

F.Y.I., you can always backdate if you’re too drunk to post your comic tonight. Thanks, but that’ll never happen. Read more →

Thai mythology is quite confusing. It’s true. Yes – as you mentioned – the Hemaraj, but also the Seua Peek, the Nok Hasadee, and the Naga. … … … Read more →

“All Hollows’ Eve.” You know – because of the crass commercialism. Are you just shilling for Black Flag? No. … Yes. … I don’t care. … No values. … No more. … Depression. Read more →

Do you think we’ll ever be as famous as Kate Beaton? Oh. I don’t know. I mean, Kate Beaton is smart, and funny, and so, so, so talented. Mmm. Yeah. … Do you think we’ll ever be as famous as Scott Adams? Henny – if there’s any justice – someday he’ll be as famous as us. Read more →

Guess what I saw the attendant doing when I pulled into the gas station late last night? Which one? South Clinton Street. The self-service station? Don’t tell me. Let me guess… Read more →

This one’s older, but I bought another one at Forever 21 last week. You sure own a lot of bomber jackets. Mmm. If there’s one thing we ought to make well… Read more →

What you doing this weekend? Working on an app. Yeah? You should try my cachapas. Uh… alright. Did you make that in Android Studio? No. I make them on a hot griddle with a spatula. … Elite skills. Read more →

He just said his first word. Dada. … Already wi-fi addicted. Read more →

Loving our two party system. It’s like Chuck E. Cheese followed by Dave and Buster’s. … Don’t be surprised if I puke later. Read more →

It never ends. The iPhone SE will be followed by a TE then a UE then a VE. On and on and on. Cook won’t be happy until they can supersede each phone immediately after release… unabated. Woah, now. Let’s keep it clean. Read more →

Do I look fit? I used the dip machine for almost an hour today. No… but that sounds right. Read more →

It’s like the Oscars out here. Read more →

Marketing idea. Famous Rey’s Pizza. The wait times would be ridiculous, but that would be, like, our thing. Read more →

I’ll never be real thin, I guess. I got my mom’s genes. Mmm-hmm. Explains the strange fit. Read more →

I have a nasal congestion. That’s all. That’s what I’ve been saying. You’re sick in the head. Stop telling people that. Please. No promises. Read more →

Gabby was alright, but her legs got scratched up pretty bad. He was shouting heel, but his dog just kept jumping up and clawing at her. Pretty poorly trained. Yeah. ‘Cause that’s, like, the opposite of heal. Read more →

Oolong is okay, but I prefer black teas. Umm? You are what you eat? Read more →