Author: Catherine Grant

Totally Jacked

Why is it, again, that we’re s’posed to be excited ‘bout a company replacin’ a perfectly good piece of technology with somethin’ more expensive, more complicated, and easier to lose? Courage. Courage? Yes. Courage is about knowing what not to fear. … Like ill-conceived marketing schemes. Read more →

Some People

The internet is a black hole. I spent four hours on the People site flipping through fashion photos. No need for that. You have a great sense of style. You think? Yeah. I know what I’m talkin’ about. You don’t need fashion tips. Especially from some communist rag. Read more →


“Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him well, Horatio.” Right. So, here he’s conveying to his friend Horatio that he hooked up with Yorick, who is now a man, but who was once a woman of little means. The sex was amazing. Huh. … I’m going to clean up on this test. Read more →