What do you know about cryptography? Umm… Listen. I’ll help you dig. I just don’t want to have to open the caskets. Read more →
Author: Rachel Gray
Young Galaxy
Annie? What do you know about animatronics? Umm… If I understand the concept correctly, it’s what keeps me buying cutting edge, but ultimately useless new tech. Read more →
Don Vito
Oh – he didn’t actually “trip a broad” while he was over there. Don’t get me wrong. He would. He just didn’t have time between shoving heads of state. Read more →
Barbarians
Is that for real? Never really thought ’bout what the origins of the word might be. They did have “hordes.” Yeah. There could be one underneath us right now. Huh. … Do you have – like – any – uh – shovels? Read more →
Gray Matter
What’s this “Fifty Shades” flick about? Achromatopsia? What’s this “Fifty Shades” flick about? Welding fume exposure? What’s this “Fifty Shades” flick about? Bolesław Prus? It’ll– –be– –so– –good– –to– –see– –something– –with– –a– –real– –story! I– –just– –know– –it’s– –going– –to– –be– –great! Read more →
Bernie Bros
What’s with all the sweatpants lately? Henny-Penny – sweetie – you have no idea what I’ve done to myself. There was a jar. There was a pot. There was some hot water. Henny – under these sweatpants is a puffy, throbbing abomination. Okay. No need to brag. Read more →
Fit Ness
New pants. Christmas gift? Old pants. My other ones don’t fit anymore. Even though I’ve been using that app. Well, you did eat an entire plate of cookies on Saturday. No. That’s not it. … Google’s products are a sham. Read more →
Space Case
What’s she going to do now? Bailey? Gap year. I think. Oh. Yeah. I see. A year’s a lot. But then, I once spent a month with Diana in the Autumn Wind on loop. … That was a great month. Read more →
Guess Who’s Back
… … … (“Colours of Summer” by storebukkebruse is licensed under CC BY 2.0. Cropped.) Read more →
Super R-Type
I don’t care what she says; I’m going to continue saying “yarrr” instead of “arrr.” … Rest in peace, Tasha. Read more →
Gene Expression
I like all of them. Even that confusing episode starring Robert Brown. I’m a Roddenberry fan, I guess. Mmm. Fred too. Or, at least, I’m guessing from those tight pants he’s been wearing. Read more →
Malaise
… … … Where is everybody and why am I dressed like this? … … LAZY — FUCKING — CARTOONISTS YOU WILL KNOW ME BY THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR Read more →
Cobbled Together
I hear Gene Shoemaker spent a lot of time dealing with depression before he died. My god. That’s terrible. Just a joke. Yeah. I know. Read more →
Boy Scouts?
Sometimes I tell people I have IBS. For no good reason really. You kind of sort of do. Read more →
Mets Versus Yankees
I’ll still go, but I don’t see how a noise rock band is going to contend with a bunch of burly dudes with bats. Read more →
Amber Herd
What you do tonight? While you were out? Read everything Amber Phillips wrote in the last week. Woah. I bought a pretty sophisticated multi-tool in, like, 2005. A green Leatherman. Technology sure has come a long way. Read more →
Be Real
The man was a legend. He’s, essentially, responsible for the emergence of that distinct Belgium flavor in America. Huh. I thought that was Diane Von Furstenberg. Read more →
Blue Book Value
I heard you saw Blue Man Group. Yeah. Didn’t much care for the whole thing. Still… it’s certainly a novel way to increase awareness of argyria. Read more →
Weekend Warrior
I gather, from the lyrics, that the man is having a stroke. Still, he just keeps singing. It’s really quite something. Read more →
A Hundred Knots
What’d you get? Knitwear. Lots of knitwear. I see. You know, there are shampoos for that. Read more →
Nitpickers
So… knitting… Yeah. Right now I’m working on an infinity scarf. Ah. … I imagine you’ll need a lot of yarn for that. Read more →