CABRASH

How many “Lovers’ Leaps” are there, exactly? I don’t know. AllI can say is that Bakula’s on NCIS now. Read more →

“Plains” Indians. I mean… have you seen those headdresses? Come on. Read more →

What do you know about cryptography? Umm… Listen. I’ll help you dig. I just don’t want to have to open the caskets. Read more →

Annie? What do you know about animatronics? Umm… If I understand the concept correctly, it’s what keeps me buying cutting edge, but ultimately useless new tech. Read more →

I produced a noise rock album in the early eighties. My mom’s Lortone, my dad’s Pioneer, and a BASF cassette tape. Been listening to what’s currently out there and I feel like my results were broadly the same. Read more →

Did you exercise like you were saying? I did stairs. Ah. … Did you really do stairs, or did you just sit and stare? Work the system, Annie. Work the system. The truth is flexible now. Yoga. Probably. Read more →

Let me ask you something. What do you think of my lashes? Not really sure. How is your florentining? … Read more →

Have you tried Google AMP yet? Google, huh? Nah. Not yet. But I know a dude who can get Adderall or Vyvanse, if you want ’em. … No questions asked. Read more →

Right before you got here Carly was telling me today’s the anniversary of the Heimlich maneuver. Ah. … … Are we still going out to— No fucking way! Right — right. Read more →

What rhymes with bot? Got? Caught? What about followers? Does followers rhyme with bot? Oh – most assuredly. Most definitely. Absolutely. Yes. Thank you, Henny. For always being truthful with me. Read more →

Oh – he didn’t actually “trip a broad” while he was over there. Don’t get me wrong. He would. He just didn’t have time between shoving heads of state. Read more →

Star Trek: Discovery. Yup. … Very unfortunate acronym. Yup. … Sarek’s going to make an appearance. Yup. … I’d do the hand gesture – but it’s taken on a whole new meaning for me. … Yup. Read more →

Two trillion. That’s quite the accounting error. Welcome to Trump’s America. … Where he believes nobody counts. Read more →

I just find it interesting that the only other “Bannon” I can think of is named “Race.” Also, “Bannon” is from “O’Banain” – meaning “white.” Ah. So then – in a way – “Race White.” Yah. A little on the nose, right? Yeah. A little. … But Steve’s is mostly red. Read more →

I met her in gym class in high school. She used to be wild on the beam. Ah. Okay. Two year chip? Five year chip? Just tell me. I won’t say anything. Read more →

“Endpoint management.” “Endpoint security.” Keeps pointing to his pocket. Looks like there’s a phone there? Maybe? Which means he can use Evernote or something. No pencils. So he won’t stab himself and bleed out. Ah! Got you! “Endpoint security.” These IT guys! They think of everything! Read more →

What do you want to eat? Falafel? Nah. I feel fine. How about we go to that Middle Eastern place? Uh… … You know what? … Great idea. Read more →

Is that for real? Never really thought ’bout what the origins of the word might be. They did have “hordes.” Yeah. There could be one underneath us right now. Huh. … Do you have – like – any – uh – shovels? Read more →

Yeah! Who’s the man? Hey? Hmm? Between the two of us? I’ll say you. … But it’s close. Read more →

You haven’t said a thing. What do you think of my tiara? I think you were better off when you were drinking coffee. Read more →

Coal and oil can be considered “renewable energy” if we can just wait long enough. … Uh…  …  … … How long’s it been? About twenty seconds. Ouch. This Trump guy – he must be a man of incredible patience. … Read more →