
Do you think we could crowdfund some money and hire some of those Russian hackers to fuck up Trump’s websites and businesses?

Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah.

Easy there.

I know you’re angry, but let’s not do anything rash.

I think, before you do anything, you should think about whether hiring Russian hackers is really the best idea.

I mean, I hear the Chinese have been doing some great things.