Category: Comics

Red? Tell me everything you know about neutron stars. Garrett Hedlund’s from Minnesota and Olivia Wilde is a vegan. I think that’s all. Read more →

So… what are you going to do with your time off? I’m planning two weeks in Monte Carlo. It should be a lot of fun. Wow! I spent three hours in the trunk of one once, but that was just a “misunderstanding”. Read more →

Never even heard of that book. Really? It’s probably one of the most important pieces to come out of the Frankfurt School. Uh… They were a group of influential Marxist social theorists. Ah. Umm… Wow. I love you… but you’re sort of a philistine. Whatever. I don’t think I drink as much as you think I do. Read more →

The whole project has been sort of a disaster. Keep tellin’ ’em the same things but they’re not listenin’. Leverage the DOM. Leverage the DOM. Leverage the DOM. Sounds frustrating. Umm – I’ve got some handcuffs and ropes I could lend you. Read more →

You want to go see the Screaming Females next month? Mod Club. Uh – maybe? … Actually, if we just speak a little louder we can stay right here. Read more →

He says, if he squints, he looks like Denzel. … Really helps if you squint too. Read more →

I couldn’t remember how to calculate molar weight, so I wasn’t much use to her. I think I could figure it out. … Do you have any pliers handy? Read more →

It was just hand sanitizer, but in bold text on the label it said “for external use only”. I mean, I’m no doctor – but just in case. Read more →

I hear you’re having a little do for your birthday. Nothing too crazy. Just a few friends for dinner. Ah. Guess it’s good you have that double oven. You’re like a modern day Baba Yaga. Read more →

I’m pretty excited about this trip. She’s even going with me to the Library of Congress while we’re there. Mmm. … You know – it’s not what you think it is. Read more →

I know you and I are forever because… We’re so in synch that I can finish your sentences? Wow. No. That’s not what I was going to say at all. Okay – you’ve ruined the moment. … Cool. Read more →

Sometimes it feels like we’re living in a police state. I don’t know why you would say that. … If anything, with those accents, they’re from New England. Read more →

She’s such a lightweight that, if we’re going to a club, we don’t even invite her anymore. Just a couple of shots and she’s down. Mmm. … Some people just shouldn’t engage in gunplay. Read more →

What took you so long? Bridge. Traffic. Bumper to bumper. Ah. I see. In the floorboards right? I beat border security a few times with that one. Read more →

So you’re going to ask him out? No. Not yet. I need more information first. Favorite food. Favorite color. Is he a cat person. You know, the important stuff. I’m in the intelligence gathering phase. Oh. Yeah. No. You definitely need that. Read more →

What’s wrong with Bud? I like it. It’s an okay beer. Are you serious? God, Henny! You have terrible taste in beer. Oh. Come on. I’m sure if you dunked me in beer I’d be delicious. Read more →

Fine then – what do you think is funny? I don’t know. Garfield? Like at Isandlwana? … Okay. You win. Read more →

So what’s this course you’re taking? Data modeling. Really? I don’t know about that. … I think, if we can just get you a gold tunic, you’d be a dead ringer for Yar. Read more →

I dropped it down the stairs today, but there isn’t a mark on it. Wow. … Still… it made me think about the cost of progress. Just how many Gorillas have to die so we can have tough phones? Read more →

I’m thinking about designing a special line of clothes for Lycans as I imagine it must be terribly irritating ruining your clothes every time there’s a full moon. Okay. You know that Lycans aren’t real, right? … I even have a name for the clothing line. “No Worse For Were”. Read more →

You want to watch Parade’s End with me? It’s supposed to be really good. Maybe. What is it? It’s sort of a period drama. Ah. Should be up for that in about a week – week and half maybe. Read more →