Some guy was handing out deodorant. Then, only a couple of blocks from there, I was given free gum.
I couldn’t help but think that god was trying to tell me something.
God doesn’t care about your nasty breath and body odor issues. He’s very accepting.
Still, he probably appreciates a little effort. You know, “do unto others” and stuff.
Wearing deodorant is a gesture of peace.
Yup.
My favorite brand?
Dove.