Month: October 2013

I’m so sick of blind dates. Aww. Yeah. I can understand that. … What if we crossed some sort of a hawk with a Medjool? Can they do that now? Read more →

So you’re, like, some sort of weird skeleton or… I’m a necromancer. Ah. So then – umm – what sort of depraved neck stuff are you into? Read more →

I’ve been seriously considering organ donation. That’s good. I’m tired of listening to “Don’t Stop Believing” over and over again. Okay – go again – but this time say “tissue donation”. I’ve got a real doozy lined up. … Read more →

… … So you’re just… staring at static. Really? I thought it was a Fritz Lang marathon. Read more →

So what you been doin’, Henny? I’m preparing a letter. Does the ICZN have any pull when it comes to animals’ informal names? Uh… I want them to rename Arctic Char. I just feel like, the way we’re headed, we’re going to need that term for something else. Read more →

I hear Gravity is really good. Yeah. It is. Sandra Bullock’s in it, right? What? No. Yeah. I’m pretty sure. What? For real? But – I’ve been – like – sprayin’ myself with that stuff for years. Read more →

So you got him a Retro Duo? That’s cool. I just hope he likes it. Whatever. The gift is for the giver. Mmm. Do I have to wait to give it to him or can I just start using it now? Read more →