Month: June 2013

Did you send me those Flash files? Yup. Should be in your inbox. … That’s very creative, but I really didn’t need to see that. Read more →

It was crazy. I watched this guy eat – like – two dozen ribs. That’s gross. The man loves his swine. That’s what that is. Nah! You know what that is? Cannibalism. Read more →

I was helping Allen with his tuxedo and there seemed to be a lot of redundant fasteners on the pants. Like – a lot. Two buttons, two hooks, suspenders, and those little straps at the hips? What exactly is it that they think is going to happen? People drink a lot at weddings. I think they have the right idea.… Read more →

They marked us both as friends of the groom in the invitations, but we’ve known both of them for the same amount of time. What’s that about? You don’t know? If things don’t pan out, Carl gets you and me and whoever else they marked as a friend of the groom, and Lynn gets whoever they marked as a friend… Read more →

It’s that good? What does it even sound like? Try to imagine Elvis Presley meets Suicide meets Prince meets Iggy Pop meets Velvet Underground. … My head hurts. … I thought we were friends. Read more →

… … Uh? Why are you just sitting there staring at the television when it’s not even on? Woah! Is that what I’m doing? I’ve never seen it, but I thought this might be “Dark Blue Almost Black”. … Read more →

The doctor recommended ear molds for her for if she’s going to keep surfing – but they cost her almost a hundred bucks. I had that once. You had what once? Sorry, all I heard was “ear mold”, “doctor” and “hundred bucks”. She doesn’t have “ear mold”. Yeah? The stuff my dude gave me cleared up mine too. Mostly. Read more →