I was helping Allen with his tuxedo and there seemed to be a lot of redundant fasteners on the pants. Like – a lot.
Two buttons, two hooks, suspenders, and those little straps at the hips? What exactly is it that they think is going to happen?
People drink a lot at weddings. I think they have the right idea.
People don’t drink that much at weddings. Bee – how much did you drink at Cara’s wedding?
Woah! Woah! Woah! I went to Cara’s wedding?
See? They should probably button the shirt to the pants.