Ayo, what’s this part even mean? What the heck’s a “antimatter stream” anyway? I think it’s clear enough. In the year 2350, bald-headed Frenchmen will command galaxy-class starships powered by gossip blogs. … Yo… the future is amazing. Read more →
Month: July 2014
Garden Hose
It’s an evening class I’m taking on horticulture. Just rent Pretty Woman. It’ll tell you everything you need to know. Read more →
A Rose By Any Other Name
You’re doing what now? Attending a class on flower cultivation. Ah. Got you. … Wink-wink? Nudge-nudge? Read more →
Bird Sounds
… … What is it, exactly, that we’re watching here? It’s a documentary on Canada’s majestic northern loons. … It looks like an SCTV best of. Yeah? What did I just say? Read more →
Stick To What You Know
Hey, Missy – you’re so fine – you’re so fine you blow my mind! Hey, Missy! Poom-poom-poom! Hey, Missy! Poom-poom-poom! It’s “Mickey”. Is it? You know what? I watched “Stick It” two times today. Yeah? Well then you’re going to love what’s about to happen. Read more →
A Rivers Runs Through It
You went shopping without me? Umm… I’ve never seen those jeans before. Ah. Yeah. Got ’em last week. They’re Hurleys. Makes sense. They fit well, for once. Uh? Thank you? Welcome, welcome. … He’s done well for himself since Lost. Read more →
Exoskeletons
What is she doing her thesis on? It’s some sort of study on diversity in chordates. Is that anything like placentophagy? The smoothies are good. … I hear. Read more →