Month: November 2013

What does he do? He’s a psychiatrist. Ah. Cool. Yeah… but I feel like he’s analyzing me when he looks into my baby blues. Ah. … So… postpartum depression. I didn’t even know you got knocked up. Read more →

I got them a monitor. Not the one on the registry. A fancy one with a video camera. Nice! I got them some baby bottles and a swaddling blanket. Ah. Not sure I like that. Annie, did you know that scientific studies say that swaddling, when done incorrectly, can cause hip problems in adulthood? Wow. So then – your parents… Read more →

Then Saul goes, “I understand public hangings are back in vogue”. The guy goes deadly silent. Sounds pretty cool. … I’m kind of into tapestries too. Read more →

So, as it turns out, these two teachers had been cooking the books for years. Years? Wow. That’s ridiculous. … Hitler’s guys worked much faster. Read more →

… … … So racist. Read more →

So then, you and I are Wiccans? Yeah. I think so. I mean, we own all this dri-fit clothing, don’t we? Read more →

Lot of planning yet – but it’s going to happen in August of next year. Pretty exciting stuff. After all this time, you’re finally going to make an honest woman out of her. Woah, now! I’m just going to marry the girl. I’m not – like – some sort of miracle worker. Read more →