Month: July 2013

Things are going really well, but I don’t know if we’ll ever be like you guys. You complement each other so well. That may be true. Watch this. Bee, you’re looking particularly handsome today. Yana, that is a gorgeous dress you’re wearing. You have such good taste. So convincing, right? We practice lots. Read more →

Let’s go eat. What do you feel like? Lasagna! Well – that was fast – and specific. I already had Shreddies and a Rice Krispies treat. If I have lasagna, no one can say I didn’t follow my doctor’s orders. Three square meals a day. … Read more →

You want to get some food? What? I asked if you want to get some food. Ah. Yeah. Umm – I think I need to get my ear flushed again. I can’t hear anything on my right. …   I’m going to tell everyone you have “mono”.   What?   Nothin’. Read more →

What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on? Hmm? Hmm-hmm-hmm? He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it. He’s a funny guy. Uh-huh. Mostly it’s his face. Read more →

Yeah, I’ll admit it’s a bit of a change. I’m not entirely happy with it. Okay. I thought it was just me. I mean, look how ugly and lopsided it is. Uh… I was just talking about the color. It’s been cut like this for two weeks. I’m… so sorry. No problem. It’s fine. Don’t lose any sleep over it.… Read more →

The what? The Cocteau Trilogy. Oh. Yeah. That’s – like – one part kirschwasser, one part cognac, one part orange juice. Not that. I meant Philip Glass. Don’t worry. I’m always a very generous pourer. Read more →

I realised it was “kit and caboodle” rather than “kitten caboodle” after all these years. Slightly embarrassing – but I doubt anyone noticed one way or the other. You’re still single. Maybe it’ll end up “kitten caboodle” after all. Read more →